On parshat Noach

- Noach built a table and he put lots of animals inside of it. He put the monkeys with all the garbage because they stink.
- Noach's wife was named "wife" (ok, so she mostly has that one right).
-Noach and his family lived on "top shelf".
- There was a window on the table so they could see if it was still raining. Of course it was not for light. There was no sun because it was raining!
- Animals got on the table two by two because that is all there was room for.