What was in the pit with Yoseh?

Snakes and squirmythings (scorpians according to her newsletter)

Did they hurt him?

No, Yoseph was a tzadik.

On Craisins

I didn't eat my snack today. They were yucky.
They were raisins!
But they tasted like Cherries and my mouth got confused.

On playing store

Hmmm, may calculator has no more money in it, but I can give you a whistle.
Wait, you are just a bear. You can't use a whistle.
Ok, I'll play with the whistle and you can listen.

On things you find on a crowded subway

Wow, that's a nice ass.
Excuse me???
That ass, with the girl. It's really nice.
Huh? Where?
(She points). Up there. The ass with the picture of a girl.
Oooooooooooooohhhhh. The AD.

That makes so much more sense now.

On this weeks parsha

What Parsha is it this week?
Um... not Lech Lecha.
Is it Vaeira?
Yes, but that's too hard to say

On Headaches

Where is Zaidey?
He is upstairs lying down. He has a migraine.
A your-grain?
Not my grain. A migraine. mi-graine.
He has your brain?
No, not my brain. Migraine.
He has no brain?
No a migr... he has a headache.
Oh.

On Fish and Floods

Were there fishies on the teva?
No.
So where were the fish during the flood?
Fishies are pets. They were in the pet store.

Oh.