tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24432203552517554352011-11-27T19:55:35.710-05:00and whatever else she has to comment onhappyduck1979http://www.blogger.com/profile/16245267287433042922noreply@blogger.comBlogger141100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2443220355251755435.post-80569868628737968042007-12-04T21:16:00.000-05:002007-12-04T21:18:04.306-05:00What was in the pit with Yoseh?<br /><br />Snakes and squirmythings (scorpians according to her newsletter)<br /><br />Did they hurt him?<br /><br />No, Yoseph was a tzadik.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2443220355251755435-8056986862873796804?l=jewishchild.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>happyduck1979http://www.blogger.com/profile/16245267287433042922noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2443220355251755435.post-61577444510755259332007-11-06T10:30:00.000-05:002007-11-06T10:32:14.467-05:00<span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">I didn't eat my snack today. They were yucky.</span><br />They were raisins!<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">But they tasted like Cherries and my mouth got confused.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2443220355251755435-6157744451075525933?l=jewishchild.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>happyduck1979http://www.blogger.com/profile/16245267287433042922noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2443220355251755435.post-66243052111338882342007-11-04T11:12:00.000-05:002007-11-04T11:13:38.666-05:00<span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">Hmmm, may calculator has no more money in it, but I can give you a whistle.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">Wait, you are just a bear. You can't use a whistle.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">Ok, I'll play with the whistle and you can listen.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2443220355251755435-6624305211133888234?l=jewishchild.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>happyduck1979http://www.blogger.com/profile/16245267287433042922noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2443220355251755435.post-28011877848544142962007-11-01T20:04:00.000-04:002007-11-04T11:14:47.798-05:00<span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">Wow, that's a nice ass.</span><br />Excuse me???<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">That ass, with the girl. It's really nice.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Huh? Where?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">(She points). </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">Up there. The ass with the picture of a girl.</span><br />Oooooooooooooohhhhh. The <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">AD</span>.<br /><br />That makes so much more sense now.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2443220355251755435-2801187784854414296?l=jewishchild.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>happyduck1979http://www.blogger.com/profile/16245267287433042922noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2443220355251755435.post-64546030783387723072007-10-22T17:50:00.000-04:002007-10-22T17:51:28.762-04:00What Parsha is it this week?<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">Um... not Lech Lecha.</span><br />Is it Vaeira?<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">Yes, but that's too hard to say</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2443220355251755435-6454603078338772307?l=jewishchild.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>happyduck1979http://www.blogger.com/profile/16245267287433042922noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2443220355251755435.post-62726756747694187822007-10-22T17:46:00.000-04:002007-10-22T17:50:05.810-04:00<span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">Where is Zaidey?</span><br />He is upstairs lying down. He has a migraine.<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">A your-grain?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Not my grain. A migraine. <span style="font-style: italic;">mi-graine</span>.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">He has your brain?</span><br />No, not my brain. Migraine.<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">He has no brain?</span><br />No a migr... he has a headache.<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">Oh.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2443220355251755435-6272675674769418782?l=jewishchild.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>happyduck1979http://www.blogger.com/profile/16245267287433042922noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2443220355251755435.post-65275898112390971412007-10-13T20:32:00.001-04:002007-10-13T20:33:30.833-04:00Were there fishies on the teva?<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">No.</span><br />So where were the fish during the flood?<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">Fishies are pets. They were in the pet store.</span><br /><br />Oh.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2443220355251755435-6527589811239097141?l=jewishchild.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>happyduck1979http://www.blogger.com/profile/16245267287433042922noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2443220355251755435.post-62958491056950630552007-10-10T20:56:00.001-04:002007-10-10T20:57:11.330-04:00<span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">Eema?</span><br />Yes.<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">I don't like sleeping.</span><br />Why not?<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">It takes too long.</span><br /><br />... funny, that is the part of it I like best...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2443220355251755435-6295849105695063055?l=jewishchild.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>happyduck1979http://www.blogger.com/profile/16245267287433042922noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2443220355251755435.post-72099578739705254582007-10-09T14:49:00.001-04:002007-10-09T14:51:49.503-04:00After a recent wedding.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">Eema. When are they going to fly in the air and spin around in circles?</span><br />Huh?<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">You know. They hold hands and spin in circles and fly up in the air like in Shrek.</span><br />That was just a movie. People do not really fly up in the air.<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">Yes they do.</span><br />No they don't. Have you ever flown up in the air?<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">Of course not.</span><br />Well, why not?<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">I'm not a bride!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2443220355251755435-7209957873970525458?l=jewishchild.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>happyduck1979http://www.blogger.com/profile/16245267287433042922noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2443220355251755435.post-12540599545621582992007-10-09T14:48:00.001-04:002007-10-09T14:49:02.434-04:00"It is eema and abba's job to not eat and to not drink. It is children's job to make sure that eemas and abbas are davening."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2443220355251755435-1254059954562158299?l=jewishchild.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>happyduck1979http://www.blogger.com/profile/16245267287433042922noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2443220355251755435.post-23341830265853565242007-10-09T14:31:00.000-04:002007-10-09T14:32:19.820-04:00Today for snack the teacher gave me crack in the playground. Oh, I remembered to make a bracha.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2443220355251755435-2334183026585356524?l=jewishchild.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>happyduck1979http://www.blogger.com/profile/16245267287433042922noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2443220355251755435.post-87435219528376129272007-10-09T02:21:00.000-04:002007-10-09T14:31:02.950-04:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Eema, why are they fixing the road?</span><br /> Because it is broken.<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Why is it broken?</span><br /> Because it is old.<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Oh, are they going to fix Bubbie? She's old?</span><br /> Um, older than Bubbie.<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);">Oh, like Aunty *****? She died.</span><br /> Yes. exactly like that.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2443220355251755435-8743521952837612927?l=jewishchild.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>happyduck1979http://www.blogger.com/profile/16245267287433042922noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2443220355251755435.post-13898456008777828962007-10-09T02:01:00.001-04:002007-10-09T14:31:40.400-04:00- Noach built a table and he put lots of animals inside of it. He put the monkeys with all the garbage because they stink.<br />- Noach's wife was named "wife" (ok, so she mostly has that one right).<br />-Noach and his family lived on "top shelf".<br />- There was a window on the table so they could see if it was still raining. Of course it was not for light. There was no sun because it was raining!<br />- Animals got on the table two by two because that is all there was room for.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2443220355251755435-1389845600877782896?l=jewishchild.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>happyduck1979http://www.blogger.com/profile/16245267287433042922noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2443220355251755435.post-73384843403321113792007-10-09T01:59:00.000-04:002007-10-09T02:01:17.466-04:00Hi. <br /><br />I am the mom to a precocious 3 year old girl and I realized recently that she is totally expanding and amusing my view of the world by gettign to see and hear everything through her eyes. It is all way too cute not to document. So this is going to be that documentation.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2443220355251755435-7338484340332111379?l=jewishchild.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>happyduck1979http://www.blogger.com/profile/16245267287433042922noreply@blogger.com0